牛排是干的，但是那个侍者看起来湿漉漉的。 The steak was dry, but that bellboy was looking moist.
是啊，我从来不知道12块腹肌真的存在。 Yeah, I never knew 12-packs were a real thing.
吉娃娃。 Ay, Chihuahua.
哇，我们真的很需要这个假期，对吧？ Wow, we really needed this vacay, huh?
是啊，我还是为我们的争吵感到难过。 Ah, yeah, I just still feel really bad about our fight.
- 嘿，我们说什么来着?-别说了。 Hey, what did we say? Not going to talk about it.
范伯格家的女人会原谅和遗忘。 Ah, Feinberg women forgive and forget.
绝对是遗忘的部分。 Definitely the forget part.
哦，妈的！ Oh, fuck!
海啸！ Tsunami!
我们得走了！ We got to move!
坚持住，克丽丝。 Hold on, Chrissy.
- 克丽丝，不要-是你干的。 - Chrissy, no! - You did this.
- 什么?-这是你的错，妈妈。 - What? - This is your fault, Mom.
克丽丝，不要。 Chrissy, no.
我就知道你会背叛我 I knew you would turn on me
让我淹死在海啸里。 and leave me drowning in a tsunami.
不！ No!
爸爸来救你了！ Daddy to the rescue!
克丽丝!-谢谢，爸爸。你是最好的。 Chrissy! - Thanks, Dad. You're the best.
妈妈，你太差劲了！ Mom, you suck!
克丽丝！ Chrissy!
克丽丝，克丽丝。 Chrissy. Chrissy.
不！ No!
啊！ Ah!
潜意识，你个小贱人。 Subconscious, you little bitch.
我要把克丽丝救回来。 I'm getting Chrissy back.
罗尔? 搞什么——哦，不 Laur? What the-- Oh, no.
一氧化碳探测器响了吗 Did the carbon monoxide detector go off?
我一直想把电池拿出来 Been meaning to take the batteries out of that thing.
我犯了个大错 Chrissy 不能和撒旦在一起。 Uh, I made a huge mistake. Chrissy can't stay with Satan.
这附近有养鸡场吗？ There a chicken farm around here?
劳拉，你不能去找克丽丝 Uh-uh. Laura, you cannot go get Chrissy.
24小时前，你们还试图谋杀对方 24 hours ago, you tried to murder each other.
好吧，好吧，那我就给她打电话。 Okay, okay. Then I'll just call her.
不! 我给了你我海滨别墅的钥匙 No! I gave you the keys to my beach house
这样你才能得到安宁 so you could have some peace--
躺在沙滩上，晒着你的污点，你知道吗 lay on the beach, sun your taint, you know?
滚到太阳底下去 Get your ass up to the sun.
世界上没有比这更好的感觉了 There's no better feeling in the whole world.
克丽丝说她需要空间 Chrissy said she needed space.
你比任何人都需要休息 And you need a break more than anyone.
如果你这次不尊重她的底线 And if you don't respect her boundaries just this once,
你可能会永远失去她 you could lose her forever.
操，好吧。 Ah, fuck. Fine.
在沙滩上漫步 Walk your sand in the--in--
在沙滩上行走 walk your feet in the sand.
看看还剩下多少脚印什么的 See how many footprints are left or whatever.
那他妈的是什么 What the fuck was that?
现在我24小时都不能给克丽丝发短信或打电话了。 There, now I can't text or call Chrissy for 24 hours.
如果我尝试，我的心会爆炸, And if I try, my heart explodes,
我的灵魂就会永远困在这只蜘蛛里。 and my soul gets trapped in this spider forever.
如果你变成一个小蜘蛛女孩 If you became a little spider gal,
我会一如既往地对待你 I'd treat you just the same.
你见过我的表兄弟们了吗? 他们可真有趣 Have you met my cousins yet? They're a hoot and a half.
是啊，苹果不会掉得很远 Uh, yep. Apples don't fall far
来自达琳家族，这是肯定的。 from the Darlene family tree, that's for sure.
有一次在帕蒂的虾屋 One time at Patty's Shrimp Hut,
他们的鸡尾酒马提尼酒让我们喝得酩酊大醉 we got so wasted off their cocktail-sauce martinis,
我们放火只是为了看热辣的消防员 we set the place ablaze just to see the hot firemen.
那是什么？ What is that?
不管怎样，再见 Anyway, see ya!
- 你好啊，邻居-该死！ - Hey, there, neighbor! - Ah, shit!
你怎么这么早就来了，多琳？ What are you doing out here so early, Dorlene?
这是我唯一能慢跑的时间 It's the only time I could get my jog in
就不会有这些海鸥啄我的湿疹了。 without these seagulls picking at my eczema.
听着，我听说了你们母女吵架的事, Listen, I heard all about your mother-daughter blowout,
真恶心。 BT-dubs--yikes.
是啊。 Yeah, yikes.
我曾经有个女儿，所以我完全理解。 I had a daughter once, so I totally get it.
不管怎么说，我得从这些台阶上捞点油水。 Anyhoo, got to rake in those steps.
如果你愿意的话, Oh, oh, and if you're game,
我们每周五晚上都在沙滩上点篝火。 we do a bonfire every Friday night on the beach.
我们叫它篝火巴拉班，以鲍勃巴拉班命名。 Bonfire Balaban we call it, after Bob Balaban.
爱你的小男人塔特 Love Little Man Tate.
哈哈，好吧，很好。 Ha ha. Okay, great.
我宁愿用我的阴唇上吊自杀。 I'd rather hang myself by my labia.
听起来不错。 Sounds good.
呜呼呼！ Woo-hoo-hoo!
我勒个去！ Holy shit!
我是卡丽熙！ I am Khaleesi!
哈哈！ Ha ha!
看看我现在，妈妈! 我在一条母亲跳龙上！ Look at me now, Mom! I'm on a mother-jumping dragon!
抱歉，弗朗西丝 Oh, sorry, Frances--
混蛋。 cockatrice.
我在一只跳母鸡上！ I'm on a mother-jumping cockatrice!
喔！ Whoo!
贱人，你个混蛋！ Cockatrice, ya bish!
喔-呼-呼！ Whoo-hoo-hoo!
比骑小马好一点。 Little better than a pony ride.
该死的，太棒了，老爹。 Goddamn that was awesome, Daddy-o.
嘿，小蛇，给我调点甜的。 Hey, Snakey, mix me up something sweet.
给我个惊喜吧，亲爱的。 Surprise me, honey.
Copo Copo 峡谷有摄像头 Copo Copo Canyon's got cameras set up
就像游乐场一样。 like an amusement park.
我留了几个我最喜欢的，看看。 I saved a couple of my faves. Check them out.
自由很适合你，姑娘。 Freedom looks good on you, girl.
啊，从来没有感觉这么有活力 Ah, never felt so alive--
没有盘子要洗, no dishes to deal with,
没有独裁者紧紧盯着我。 no dictator breathing down my neck.
这里很安静，你想干嘛就干嘛。 It's all chill here. Do whatevs you want.
太好了，我要在一堆鼻涕虫上打个盹。 Sweet. I'm going to take a nap on a pile of slugs.
打个小盹？ Take a lame-ass nap?
拜托，你一辈子都和 Pussolini 在一起。 Come on, you spent your whole life on Earth with Pussolini.
回去吧。 Get back out there.
遇见一些和你同龄的生物。 Meet some creatures your own age.
整个 M 领域都在你的指尖。 You got the whole M realm at your fingy-tips.
太棒了。 Blammo.
这就是撒旦。 This is iSatan.
万一你迷路了，有些失败者会找你麻烦, In case you get lost, some losers try to mess with you,
你掉进马桶里，一推，噗, you fall in a toilet, just push, and, poof,
I, Satan, will appear. - Whoa. I, Satan, will appear. - Whoa.
- 我能去任何地方吗-任何地方。 And I can go anywhere? - Anywhere.
- 没有什么是禁区?-没有。 - Nothing's off-limits? - Not a thing.
连 GunsandMethlandia 广场也没有？ Not even GunsandMethlandia Plaza?
我不会从那个开始，但是天空是极限。 I wouldn't start with that one, but the sky's the limit.
现在给我滚出去。 Now get out of here.
来吧，弗朗西丝，小姑娘。 Come on, Frances, little girl.
呀！ Ya!
回头见，老爸！ Catch ya later, Pop!
该死，我刚刚遭受了一次严重的 FOMO 攻击。 Damn, I just got a major FOMO attack.
史纳基，把我在尸体上找到的那盒药拿来 Snakey, grab that box of drugs I found on the corpse
那个地精 DJ。 of that goblin DJ.
我们去吐吧。 Let's get queasy.
哦，拜托。 Oh, come on.
Tessa 不适合上真人秀。 Tessa doesn't belong on reality TV.
我们真的要这么做吗，劳拉？ Are we really doing this, Laura?
好吧。 Okay.
我觉得丽塔在利用肯尼斯建直升机场 Well, I think Rita is using Kenneth for his heliport
因为他从第五季开始就和 Tessa 上床了。 because he's been sleeping with Tessa since season five.
两集前，她儿子离婚了。 Two episodes ago, her son got divorced.
她现在不在乎什么直升机场。 She doesn't care about no heliport right now.
天啊，你来了，拿把椅子。 Oh, my God, you made it. Grab a chair.
这是劳拉，达琳的朋友。 Oh, this is Laura, Darlene's friend.
这是杜朗，迪兰，还有戴夫。 This is Durlawn, Dirlane, and Dave.
- 嘿-欢迎，亲爱的。 - Hey. - Welcome, hon.
我们正在谈论《桃金娘海滩》 We're talking about Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach.
那个真人秀？ That reality show?
那不是被禁止了吗 Didn't that get banned
因为酒后驾车的疯狂行为吗？ for the insane amount of drunk driving?
还有乱伦，只在少数几个州有。 That and incest, and only in a few states.
劳拉来休息一下。 Laura's here for a little R&R.
你知道还有谁需要休息吗？ Ah, you know who else apparently needed some R&R?
Heather Dombaco. Heather Dombaco.
当她发现她丈夫的时候，她失去了理智 She lost her shit when she found out her husband
在健身房被人摸屁股, was getting his butt fingered at the gym,
之后就没人见过她了。 and no one's seen her since.
哇，默特尔海滩的狗屎老婆们都疯了。 Wow, Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach gets wild.
那不在“狗屎老婆”节目里 That wasn't on Shit Wives.
Heather 是这附近的人。 Heather's from around here.
她几周前失踪了。 She went missing a couple of weeks ago.
有人认为她去狂欢了。 Some think she went on a bender.
但如果你问我..。 But if you ask me...
我知道是那个海妖。 I know it was the sea hag.
- 上帝啊-这只是时间问题。 - Jesus Christ. - It was only a matter of time.
她又和那个该死的海洋女巫在一起了。 Here she goes again with the goddamn sea hag.
海妖，你是这么叫的吗 Sea hag-- is that what you call
一个在海滩上偷走你丈夫的老太太？ some old lady on the beach who stole your husband?
不，埃塞尔和我现在是朋友了。 Oh, no. Ethel and I are friends now.
海女巫是来自大海的真正野兽。 Sea hag's a true beast from the sea.
她在海滩上游荡，寻找可供吞食的尸体。 She roams the beach searching for bodies to devour.
它们越悲伤，就越容易被吃掉。 The sadder they are, the more likely to be eaten.
她以孤独和人肉为食 She feeds on loneliness and human flesh--
一种可怕的，令人厌恶的生物。 a horrid, repulsive creature.
渔民，宠物，孩子都失踪了。 Fishermen have gone missing, pets, children.
我追捕她很多年了, I've been hunting her for years,
但她总是逃避我。 but she always escapes me.
总有一天，等着瞧。 One day, just wait.
总有一天，你等着瞧。 One day, just you wait.
等待第一天，等待第一天 Wait day one. Just wait one day, one--
杜兰一直在用海妖作为借口 Durlawn's been using sea hag as an excuse
为什么过去20年没人愿意住在她的旅馆里。 for why no one wants to stay at her inn for the past 20 years.
- 没错-闭上你的臭嘴，好吗？ That's true. - Shut the fuck up, will you?
嘿，嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey, hey.
事实上，我确实看到有东西在进食 Well, actually, I did see something feeding
今天在码头上, out on the jetty today,
但可能是海豹什么的。 but it was probably a seal or something.
我告诉过你她回来了。 I told you she's back.
那个该死的女巫回来了。 The fucking sea hag's back.
把矛枪给我，亲爱的。 Give me the spear gun, honey.
谁能想到呢，一团糟。 Who saw that coming? A mess.
我要去嗨翻天了 Well, I'm gonna go get incredibly high
散散步，祝你好运。 and take a stroll-- good luck with all that.
- 晚安-小心！ Good night now. - Watch out out there!
海女巫会吃了你的，她会吃婴儿的，我告诉你！ Sea hag's gonna eat you. She eats babies, I tell ya!
你... 那个混蛋让她.. Are you--That fucking asshole is letting her--
天啊，他毁了我的兴致。 Oh, God, and he ruined my high.
妈的，我要逆转这个咒语。 Fuck it. I'm reversing this spell.
我们休息一下。 Whew, let's take a quick break here.
你需要一号吗，二号？ You need a number one, number two?
对鸟来说，这一切都来自同一个地方，对吗？ It all comes out of one place for birds, right?
太疯狂了。 That's cray.
该死，姑娘，我迷路了。 Damn, girl, I am lost.
你迷路了？ You lost?
Uh... Me? No. Uh... Me? No.
就在我该在的地方。 Exactly where I'm supposed to be.
只是休息一下，一整天都很辛苦。 Just taking a breather. Been going hard all day.
你知道我们这些叛逆少年是什么样的。 You know how us rebel teens are, you know.
你真可爱。 You're cute.
你知道有什么好玩的吗？ Uh, do you know anything fun to do?
我是说，在形而上学领域还有别的吗？ I mean, anything else in the metaphysical realm?
Raponga 这是边缘地区最热门的俱乐部。 Raponga, it's the hottest club in the Fringe.
我和飞蛾兄弟现在就去。 Me and the Moth Boys are headed there now.
哇，酷，呃，是的，我是说，也许我会去看看 Whoa, cool. Uh, yeah, I mean, maybe I'll check it out
如果我不太忙的话。 if I'm not too, uh, busy.
懂了吗，牛仔妹？ You dig, cowgirl?
你做得很好，克丽丝。 You're nailing this, Chrissy.
哇哦。 Whoa.
轻点。 Whoa, lighty.
谢了，兄弟。 Thanks, bro.
典型的我们，对吧？ Classic us, right?
到时候见。 See you there, maybe.
是啊，也许吧。 Uh, yeah, yeah, maybe.
也许不是，也许，也许，哈哈！ Maybe not. Maybe, maybe. Ha ha!
拉邦加，我们来了。 Raponga, here we come.
来吧，打我！ Come on, strike me!
打我！ Strike me!
我说罢工 I said strike--
那是什么？ W-what is that?
- 离我远点-冷静点。 Get away from me. - Calm down.
如果你想吃我，我发誓我会.. If you try to eat me, I swear to God I will fucking--
- 冷静点-啊! 噢。 - Calm down. - Ah! Ow.
- 有那么一瞬间-啊！ - It burns for a second. - Ah!
你没死算你走运。 You're lucky you're not dead.
是啊，为什么我没死? 你为什么不吃了我？ Yeah, why am I not dead? Why didn't you eat me?
我说的是你撞到头然后淹死，白痴, I'm talking about you hitting your head and drowning, moron,
再加上对着天空发牢骚。 plus whining at the sky...
“哦，打我。 "Oh, strike me.
请打我吧，闪电爸爸” Strike me, please, daddy lightning."
你是说你看到我指挥闪电, You mean you saw me command the fuck out of lightning,
你这个吃婴儿的婊子。 you baby-eating bitch.
有一次我大冒险吃了一个婴儿。 I ate one baby one time on a dare.
我还跟你开玩笑呢，天啊。 And I was fucking with you. Jesus.
不过你还是挺努力的。 You put up a good fight, though.
挺酷的。 That was kind of cool.
你肯定是这么说的 I'm sure you say that
所有你要吞下去的人类。 to all the humans you're gonna swallow.
继续胡说八道，我可能会。 Keep talking shit, and I just might.
你掉了这个。 You dropped this.
女儿? 侄女？ Daughter? Niece?
- No. - Student? - No. - Student?
不，也不关你的事。 No, and none of your goddamn business.
如果你说情人，我会吃了你。 If you say lover, I will eat you.
你为什么不滚回海里去 Why don't you fuck back off to the ocean
去你该去的地方，好吗？ where you belong, please?
我会去的，但主要是因为他们。 Oh, I'm going but mainly because of them.
- 她来了-天啊！ - There she is. - Holy shit!
杜兰说得对!-我的世界观崩溃了。 Durlawn was right! - My worldview has crumbled.
- Hey. - What? - Hey. - What?
你想来吗？ You want to come?
我为什么要跟你走？ Why the fuck would I go with you?
在我看来, Well, from where I'm standing,
你在陆地上看起来很痛苦。 you seem fucking miserable on land.
小心点，她吃婴儿。 Careful, she eats babies.
随便你，反正我要走了。 Up to you, but I'm leaving either way.
去他的，我只有24小时，仅此而已。 Fuck it. I got 24 hours, and that's it.
你要给我做鱼？ You're making me a fish?
接下来呢? 我喂你一个煮熟的鸡蛋还是什么？ What's next? I feed you a hard-boiled egg or something?
我给了你在水下说话的能力, I gave you the ability to speak underwater,
我可以马上收回。 and I could take it right back.
我们要去哪里?-再深一点。 Where are we going? - Deeper.
深得多。 Much deeper.
? 远渡重洋？ ? Far away across the sea ?
# 我的真爱，他不会想起我 # 。 ? My true love, he don't think of me.
? 我仍然记得我的手指，我的皮肤？ ? I still remember on my fingers, in my skin ?
? 是的，远渡重洋？ ? Yes, far away across the sea ?
? 我的真爱，他不会想起我？ ? My true love, he don't think of me ?
? 我寄信 o 他，但他回到我的 T 口？ ? I send him letters, but they return back to my door ?
这些该死的海狗是谁？ Who the fuck are these sea dogs?
沃达诺文，深渊海盗。 Vodyanorwens, pirates of the abyss.
好可怕。 Ooh, scary.
你和我想的一样吗？ You thinking what I'm thinking?
除非你也是个彻头彻尾的疯子。 Only if you, too, are a complete psychopath.
嘿，臭婊子！ Hey, pissy bitch!
嘿，你为什么不挑一些奶子 Hey, why don't you pick on some titties
你自己的尺寸，是吧？ your own size, huh?
要我捏捏这些东西吗？ Want me to squeeze those things?
我们去玩摩托艇吧。 Let's motorboat.
爆炸声越大，爆炸声越大 ? The bigger the boom, the bigger the bang
? 爆炸越大？ ? The bigger the boom... ?
Yeah, yeah, get in there, huh? Yeah, yeah, get in there, huh?
? 爆炸越大，爆炸越大？ ? The bigger the boom, the bigger the bang ?
? 你去，嘿，嘿，吼，制造一些噪音，男孩？ ? You go, hey, he, ho, make some noise, boy ?
? 拿起你的大麻？ ? Grab your joint ?
? 立刻加入派，孩子？ ? Jump in the party stat, boy ?
* Budda the big，Budda the bang * ？ ? Budda the big, budda the bang ?
? 派对在这里举行？ ? Party over here ?
? 蜂蜜在地板上？ ? Honeys on the floor ?
- 谢谢-哇。 - Thank you. - Wow.
还是热的，没有过滤。 Still hot and unfiltered.
嘿，那是我的单口相声特辑的名字。 Hey, that's the name of my stand-up special.
- Oh. Ugh. - Come on. - Oh. Ugh. - Come on.
你知道他们有封面吗？ Do you know if they have a cover?
做个好女孩，我爱你。 Be a good girl. I love you.
你得尝尝这里的鸡翅。 Oh, you got to try the wings here.
他们太棒了。 They're wonderful.
抱歉，小女孩是不允许的。 Sorry, little girls ain't allowed.
糟糕，看在你身材的份上，我低估你了 Oh, snap, I underestimated you due to your stature
可能还有性别。 and probably gender.
我对我女儿做了这种事。 I've done this to my daughter.
她多次引起我的注意。 She brought it to my attention multiple times.
我在努力，进来吧。 I'm trying. Come right in.
今晚做了那么多错误的决定。 Making so many bad decisions tonight.
嘿，把它倒进我的洞里。 CREATURE 2: Hey, pour it down me gope hole.
- 把它倒进我嘴里-嘿，无意冒犯, Pour it down me gope hole. CREATURE 3: Hey, no offense,
但我想吃你的蛋蛋，可以吗？ but I want to eat your testicles--is that cool?
这是什么地方？ Wow, what is this place?
你最可怕的噩梦。 Your best worst nightmare.
嘿，你想来点脑出血吗？ Hey, would you like a Brain Bleed?
其实只是精灵舌头，燕麦奶和汽油。 It's actually just elf tongue, oat milk, and gasoline.
超级好吃。 It's super tasty.
你没事吧？ You're good?
好吧，祝你愉快。 All right, have a good one, then.
我耳朵里都是精液。 I've got fucking cum coming out of my ear holes.
想跳舞吗？ Care to dance?
我觉得我们只是一起跳舞, Ah, I think we're just dancing as a group,
就像集体活动一样？ like a group thing, you know?
哦，集体活动，是的，当然。 Oh, a group thing. Yes, of course.
我这就走。 I'll be on my way.
啊！ Ah!
在找什么吗？ Looking for something?
哦，嗨。 Oh, hi.
我以为这里是洗手间。 Uh, I thought this was, uh, the bathroom.
但是，我遇到了一个女孩 But, uh, there was, like, uh, this girl I met--
红头发，像仙女一样，还有.. red hair, fairy-like, and--
你是说瑞德吗？ You mean Red?
哦，是啊，那就说得通了。 Oh, yeah, that would make sense.
她在里面，进来吧。 She's in here. Come inside.
听起来像是 ASMR 的录像。 Sounds like an ASMR video in here.
饿了吗？ Hungry?
然后我把煤气喷嘴递给他, Then I handed him the gas nozzle,
我说”如果你不用力, and I said, "Well, if you're not pushing,
开始吸吧，伙计” start sucking, buddy."
我是说.. I mean, it was--
- Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers.
你没事吧？ You okay?
Um... Yeah. Um... Yeah.
是啊，我真的很久没有这么有活力了 Yeah, I honestly haven't felt this alive in--
我都不知道要多久。 I don't even know how long.
那是怎么回事？ Then what's up?
你问我的那张照片，我女儿，我.. Ah, that picture you asked me about, my daughter, I--
我只是把她的事情搞砸了 I just really messed things up with her and--
现在你不配拥有幸福了，对吧？ Ah, and now you don't deserve any happiness, right?
还是继续自我折磨比较好？ It's just better to stick with self-torment?
从她出生起, Look, from the time she was born,
作为她的妈妈，我一次又一次地搞砸了。 I've fucked up over and over and over again as her mom.
也许我不配拥有幸福。 Maybe I just don't deserve happiness.
这就是我第一胎孵化后的感觉 That's how I felt after my first litter hatched
几千年前。 a few thousand years ago.
我不知道怎么养狗。 I didn't know how to raise jack shit.
他们独自在家的时候，我在外面鬼混 While they were home alone, I was out fooling around
和米德加德毒蛇还有狼人芬里尔在一起。 with the Midgard Serpent and the Wolf Fenrir.
然后他们发现了对方，然后，砰，诸神黄昏。 Then they found out about each other, and, boom, Ragnarok.
- 不会吧，真的吗-真的。 - No way. Seriously? - Yeah.
特洛伊的海伦没有我的把柄。 Helen of Troy does not have shit on me.
哦。 Oh.
总之，我开始感到内疚 Anyway, I started feeling guilty
关于我作为母亲的选择这种感觉蔓延开来, about my choices as a mom, and that feeling spread,
我开始利用那种内疚和羞耻 and I began using that guilt and that shame
作为人生的指南针。 as a compass through life.
你知道结果是什么吗？ And you know what that did?
这让我变成了一个更糟糕的妈妈。 It just made me a worse fucking mom.
我希望我能对自己好一点, I wish I'd been nicer to myself,
让自己喘口气。 given myself a break.
让你自己休息一下吧。 Give yourself a fucking break.
今天是我这辈子 Today was the nicest thing
很久没有人为我这么做了。 anyone's done for me in a long time.
是啊，被照顾的感觉不错吧？ Yeah, it feels nice, huh, being taken care of?
- Take me. - Take me first. - Take me. - Take me first.
来吧，把我端上来。 Come on, serve me up on a platter.
现在闭嘴。 Now shut up.
噢！ Ow!
搞什么... 操，伙计？ What the... Fuck, dude?
搞什么？ What the fuck?
我不知道你们怎么想, I don't know about you boys,
但我还有空间吃甜点。 but I still got room for dessert.
我肚子总是有地方吃甜点。 My tum-tum's always got room for dessert.
啊！ Ah!
爸爸，你他妈的在哪儿？ Dad, where the fuck are you?
哦，我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
我尝过很多地板, I've tasted a lot of floors,
但这是我吃过最好吃的。 but this is the best I've ever tasted.
下一种药！ Next drug!
快跑。 Run.
去吧。 Go.
我的蛋蛋，我的樟脑丸！ Ugh, my balls. My mothballs!
抓住她！ Get her!
请帮帮我，我.. Please help. I--
我要和她一样的。 I'll have what she's having.
不好意思，我要喝一杯。 CREATURE 2: Uh, excuse me. I need a drink.
该死，因为这是我最后的办法。 Damn it. Only because it's my last resort.
妈妈，快接电话。 Mom, come on, pick up.
开什么玩笑，快点！ Are you shitting me? Hurry!
- 去拿那些恶魔的东西-好的，再见。 Get that demon shit. - Okay, bye-bye.
玩得开心，孩子们，别惹太多麻烦。 Have fun, kids. Don't get into too much trouble.
Oof. Damn. Oof. Damn.
有那么一瞬间，我还以为我的喉咙要保不住了。 Thought for a sec I was going to lose my larynx back there.
美人鱼啊？ Oh, mermaid, huh?
是的。 Yeah.
我不会评判你的。 No judgment.
哦，好吧。 Oh, okay.
我当时觉得很好笑。 I thought it was hilarious at the time.
是啊，我猜也是。 Yeah, I bet.
我得走了。 Look, I got to-- I got to go.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
我带你去。 I'll, uh--I'll take you.
我没接到她的电话。 I fucking missed her call.
Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck.
- 真不敢相信我这么做了-哇哦，哇哦，哇哦。 I can't believe I did that. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 那该死的蜘蛛在哪?-等一下，停下。 - Where is that goddamn spider? - One sec. Stop.
- 你看到蜘蛛了吗?-停一下。 - Do you see a spider? - Stop for one second.
- 什么?-听我说完。 - What? - Hear me out.
- 别走-什么？ Don't go. - What?
不，如果她有麻烦怎么办？ No. What if she's in trouble?
如果你需要放下你的罪恶感哪怕一次呢？ What if you need to put your guilt aside just once?
问问你自己为什么 Ask yourself why this
是你这么久以来感觉最好的一次。 is the best you've felt in a long time.
听着，你可能生活在一个幻想的世界里 Look, you may live in a fantasy world
吃海盗的地方 where you get to consume sea pirates
整天滴墨水, and drop squid ink all day,
但我有责任，我不能逃避。 but I have responsibilities that I can't walk away from.
我不是说永远。 I'm not saying forever.
我必须为我女儿做最好的打算。 I have to do what's best for my daughter.
你为什么不去找你的垃圾... Why don't you go find your fucking litter and--
也许这样对她最好，那.. Yeah, maybe this is what's best for her. What about--
不，这太自私了，你也是。 No, this is selfish, and so are you.
我其实更像是哺乳动物，而不是.. I'm actually more mammal than a crus--
老实说，我以为你说的是“贝类” Oh, honestly, thought you said "shellfish."
有点好笑。 It's kind of funny.
我想就这样了。 So, uh, this is it I guess.
是的。 Yes.
好吃，好吃。 Yum, yum.
- 别烦我-好吧。 Leave me alone. Okay.
好了，别说了，伙计们。 Yeah, let's stop, guys.
开玩笑的，那是讽刺。 Just fucking kidding. That was sarcasm.
你不适合这个世界，亲爱的。 You're not cut out for this world, sweetie.
所以我们要把你踢出去。 So we're going to take you out of it.
我要把你像羊绒衫一样吃掉。 I'm going to eat you like a cashmere sweater.
我要把你像围巾一样围起来。 I'm going to scarf you down like you're a fucking scarf.
是啊，她..。 Oh, yeah, she's...
- 哦-轻点。 MOTH BOY 2: Oh. MOTH BOY 3: Lighty.
哇哦。 Whoa.
精灵的舌头，燕麦奶和汽油 [echoing] Elf tongue, oat milk, and gasoline.
超级好吃 It's super tasty.
你们这些混蛋！ You motherfuckers!
Whoosh! - Oh, oh! Whoosh! - Oh, oh!
哦，天啊，他着火了！ MOTH BOY 2: Oh, God, he's on fire!
我会自己处理的！ I'll take care of it myself!
我们抓到她了! 我们抓到海妖了！ We got her! We got the sea hag!
放开我，你们这些丑陋的乡巴佬！ Let me go, you ugly yokels!
Fucking stupid fucking cousins. Fucking stupid fucking cousins.
别动，老巫婆！ - Hold still, hag. - Ooh-hoo!
- 她身上有味道吗-别动。 - Does she smell. - Just hold still.
我们抓到她了，我们终于抓到她了。 We caught her. We finally caught her.
放开她，伙计们。 Let her go, guys.
我觉得你应该放下武器，亲爱的。 I think maybe you need to put down that weapon, hon.
你不会想杀她的。 You don't want to kill her.
当然，有些关于她的传言是真的, Sure, some of the rumors about her are true,
但真正的问题是你害怕她可能是对的 but the real issue is you're scared she may be right
关于你自己需要什么。 about what you need for yourself.
这就是为什么这个决定是最艰难的决定之一 And that's why this decision is one of the hardest
最困难的决定。 you've ever had to make.
- 她失控了-我觉得她说的有道理。 - She lost it. - I think she has a point.
听起来更像是她而不是我们。 Almost sounds more about her than us.
坚强点，姑娘，我们这么做是为了 Heather。 Tough tits, gal. We're doing this for Heather.
Tessa 上季第三集就是这么做的 It's what Tessa did in the third episode last season
- 给珍妮特的-又是“狗屎老婆”的事吗？ for Jeanette-- - Ugh, more Shit Wives stuff?
来吧。 Come on.
那不是 Tessa 射杀 Jeanette 丈夫的原因。 That's not why Tessa shot Jeanette's husband.
她这么做是因为他提供资金 She did it because he bankrolled
他的前妻为她的新的双子座美容系列。 his ex-wife for her new Gemini beauty line.
你看过《桃金娘》吗 You watch Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach?
小心? 我游过去吃晚饭 Watch it? Hell, I swim down there and have dinner
每两个月一次。 with them every other month.
如果你想听八卦 And if you want the goss--
哦，盘子，宝贝。 Ooh, dish, baby.
小杰西卡是什么样的人？ What's Jessica Junior like?
最糟糕的是，我还和蛇怪约会过。 Ugh, the literal worst, and I dated a basilisk.
再见，鱼女士。 Bye, fish lady.
是的，下周日，我会把网带来。 Yeah, next Sunday it is, and I'll bring the net.
我不再相信你了。 I don't trust you anymore.
看到你交朋友真好。 Wow, it's good to see you making friends.
我觉得需要点时间 I think it'll take a while
让他们知道我吃了 Heather。 to, like, let them know I did eat Heather.
我以为你不想再见到我了。 I thought you didn't want to see me again.
我不能让你被抓。 I couldn't let you get captured.
我不想说我们再也见不到对方了。 I don't want to say we'll never see each other again.
把胳膊给我。 Hey, give me your arm.
如果你决定放弃你的生活 If you decide to leave your life behind
或者你想见我, or you want to see me,
你可以按这个纹身然后叫我五次。 you can press this tattoo and call my name five times.
有点像糖果人。 Huh, kind of like Candyman.
就像糖果人一样。 Just like Candyman.
啊，什么? 什么？ Ah, what? What?
别逼我，小蛇。 Don't strong-arm me, Snakey.
克丽丝，你回来了。 Chrissy, you're back.
外面怎么样？ How'd it go out there?
有一点成年礼？ Have a little Rumspringa?
我打电话给你，你没来。 I called you, and you didn't come.
- 就是这样-该死。 That's what happened. - Oh, shit.
抱歉，亲爱的。 Sorry, hon.
Snake 开始向所有人推销他的毒品 Snake started pushing his drug stash on everyone
就像某种冰激凌男。 like some kind of methed-out ice cream man.
我觉得他真的有问题。 I think he's got a genuine problem.
我真的很需要你，但你没有出现。 I really needed you, and you didn't show.
你和妈妈都他妈的烂透了。 You and mom both fucking suck.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 你要去哪儿?-去 Bennigan 餐厅。 Where are you going? - To Bennigan's.
我知道他现在恨我, I know he hates me right now,
但至少他会稍微关心一下我。 but he may at least mildly give a shit about me.
- 别跟着我-不，我.. Don't follow me. - No, I-I-I--
Aw, shit. Aw, shit. Aw, shit. Aw, shit.
该死，该死！ Aw, shit. Aw, shit!
这都是你的错。 This is all your fault.
你是谁，我的担保人吗？ What are you, my sponsor?
好吧。 Oh, yeah. Okay.
谢谢你。 Thank you.
劳尔，你完好无损地回来了？ Laur, you made it back in one piece, huh?
- 休息一下又不会死-差点就死了。 A little R&R didn't kill you. - Almost.
但是，你说得对，我需要这个。 But, yeah, you were right. I-I needed that.
谢谢你让我留下。 Thanks for letting me stay.
我的堂兄弟们可是大吃一惊。 Sure did make a big splash with my cousins.
现在他们要做海妖 T 恤, Now they're going to make sea hag T-shirts,
海巫袋，海巫项链。 sea hag bags, sea hag necklaces.
他们开了一家礼品店出售新奇的物品。 And they're opening up a gift shop to sell novelty items.
这都是观点问题，对吧？ It's all about perspective, right?
我想是吧，你来这里干什么？ I guess. What are you doing here anyway?
我以为你现在已经找到克丽丝了。 I thought you'd be going to find Chrissy by now.
我只是觉得, Yeah, you know, I-I just figure,
等克丽丝准备好了，她会回家的。 when Chrissy's ready, she'll come home.
对吧？ Right?
- 只要我重建好它-嗯哼。 As soon as I rebuild it. - Mm-hmm.
如果你需要一个好的承包商，多琳很棒。 If you need a good contractor, Dorlene is excellent.
她收费太高了, She charges way too much,
但是给她一包号角，她可以从中抽取10% 。 but give her a bag of Bugles, she'll take 10% off the top.
是的，她准备好了就会过来的。 Yeah, she'll come around when she's ready.
他们知道我来了。 Huh. They know I'm coming.
喂？ Hello?
有人在家吗？ Anybody home?
本尼甘，天啊，怎么.. Bennigan, oh, my God. What--
我们又见面了。 We meet again.
什么? 你到底是谁？ What? Who the hell are you?
- 我到底是谁?-你的死对头。 Who the hell am I? Uh, your archnemesis.
复仇女神? 我都不认识你。 Archnemesis? I don't even know you.
- 你甚至不...-操。 - You don't even-- - Fuck.
- 你这么做是因为我吗-是的！ Did you do this because of me? - Yes!
你他妈开什么玩笑，没完没了。 Are you fucking kidding me? It never stops.
现在有了。 It does now.